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Monday, April 7, 2008

ranting and raving (not for the easily offended)

what pops in my head when i hear these things.... NO HOLDS BARRED...
Warning: Bato bato sa langit... ang matamaan.... GUILTY...
1.Paris Hilton- Pretty, rich... but shallow and talentless...
2.Kevin Federline- Exactly!
3.Ateneo de Davao University- the most overrated catholic school in Davao...
4.People who speak taglish/conyo- OA and irritating
5.George W. Bush- the opium of the American Society
6.Americans- not to be mean.... but most, if not all.... are just so full of themselves...
7.people who go to ateneo- not to be mean again... but.... a meager 15% are the blue bloods since birth... 5% are those who got in because they're REALLY REALLY smart... 25% are those who could afford and more.... 5% are the cool, non chalant people who are either busy with dota, smoking in Roxas or Kabab, unmindful of the status quo... or maybe a little pero deadma lang... 5% are those who REALLY REALLY want to get the best of college education, ergo, get better employment opportunities in the future (yeah right...) ... the other 35%?
-those who automatically speak in conyotic taglish just to be considered an atenean...
-the people who go to that school because they think it's "cool" to be called an atenean...
-the people who live in a fantasy world where they (think they) are cool...
-the people who make their parents bust their asses just so they could pay their tuition fees, and to spend on their useless philantrophies (i.e. gimmick with the "cool" kids and guys with nice wheels and the like...)
-the people who suddenly forget about the cheap thrills and the simple things in life once they step inside the campus because it's "un-sosy" and "uncool"...
-what comprises the other 50 % of the people hanging out in cafes... (see #8)
-NOT TO BE RUDE... but the probinsyana-turned-social climbers...;
Ateneans are also the most misconstrued people in the city... most are thought of as "mayabang", "above everyone else", or are "know it alls" and the like... but really, not all of that are true... especially with the first 65%...
8.people who hang out in cafes-- again, not to raise any eyebrows but... 25% are yuppies, law students or lawyers, the other 25% are the richy rich kids/people... the rest? social climbing bitches who are either financed by rich dates or just want to be identified by the other 50%....
9.Medi's Kabab- where some of the greatest minds and law students converge...
10.Bars in davao- Kid infested... and when i mean kids... im talking about highschool and college kids who wear over the top skimpy clothes, too much make-up and party like there's no tomorrow...
11.Gretchen Barreto- the very essence of the Diva Complex...
12.Ruffa Guitierrez- can you spell TACKY?!
13.Borat- wholesome and educational.... NOT!! it's unabashingly funny.... i truly recommend.... :)
14.Guys with nice cars vs. Bad boys in Big bikes- I prefer guys with big bikes... they're macho and low maintenance...
15.Jessica Zafra- one of the people i look up to...
16.Tall, slender, fair-skinned Chinita chics with stick straight hair, bangs and braces-- pretty... but really I'm tired of seeing one or 2 in every hour of my freaking life!!! they're everywhere!
17.Ladies who put up sleazy pictures online-- can someone say... DESPERATE?! how about.... CHEAP?!
18.people who eat dogs, cats, elephants, pandas or other mammals that do not belong to the usual poultry, livestock and seafood section of our diet-- CANNIBALS!!!!
19.people who think it's okay to hit dogs or cats-- sadistic bastards who deserve to go to hell...
20.havaianas- Php 800.00++ for a pair of Spartan looking slippers? you have got to be kidding me....i own one but they're nothing spectacular....
21.Crocs- worst trend ever to hit the country.... comfy but really demented....
22.Me, as of the moment-- having PMS induced bitch fits, as you noticed in my blogs...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"Guys with nice cars vs. Bad boys in Big bikes- I prefer guys with big bikes... they're macho and low maintenance..."

this cracked me up...oh, drea...u never fail to lift my spirits with ur bitchy blogs. :-P

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